{3353}{3421}January 18th, nineteen-... {3425}{3463}What am I talking about? {3467}{3594}January 18th, 2017, I’ve turned 55. {3619}{3739}Got a lot of birthday wishes|on Facebook Messenger. {3753}{3821}Turns out I’m not as|lonely as I thought I was. {3825}{3901}I have quite a few|friends actually and yesterday... {3922}{3967}I thought no-one would remember, {3971}{4076}and today I'm drowning in wishes. {4095}{4136}How nice. {4145}{4195}And so... {4242}{4324}£ukasz Ojrowski: "Krzysiek, best wishes"|A nice short one. {4526}{4567}...from some telephone|number I don’t even know. {4571}{4658}Ryszard Augustyniak|posted on your timeline: {4662}{4712}"Keep up your great ideas, {4730}{4786}all the best, Ryszard". {4817}{4867}Damn, turns out I’m not all alone. {4871}{4972}Sitting here all by myself thinking|something's wrong with the outside world, {4976}{5068}but everything is okay.|It’s all in my head, I guess. {5095}{5195}I don’t always feel that good,|but now it’s kinda... nice. {5202}{5310}I still have my friends and family {5315}{5415}and it’s not like everybody|has forgotten about me already. {7967}{8011}Oh, hi Dad! {8015}{8065}{y:i}Hello, son. Listen, {8087}{8241}{y:i}- what about me visiting you this year?|- With Mom? {8259}{8295}Well, that’d be very nice. {8299}{8473}But I’d have to know in advance,|‘cos it’s a bit of a mess in here. {8477}{8577}- {y:i}It would be in May or June.|- Well, I’d clean up. {8584}{8638}It’d be very nice.|I’m glad you called. {8642}{8818}I was going to call you,|but I never quite got round to it... {8823}{8965}Okay Dad, thanks for the call.|Don’t want you to get a big phone bill. {8978}{9028}Say hello to everyone. {9040}{9130}- Bye, thanks for the call.|- {y:i}Thanks, take care, bye. {9195}{9268}Are you happy that Daddy’s coming? {9320}{9370}Say ‘I'm happy’. {9401}{9476}I’m happy, I’m really happy. {9501}{9551}I’m really happy. {9880}{9998}...said the horse,|and it dropped dead. {10100}{10188}I was excited at first, but|actually I don’t really know {10201}{10276}what I can tell him now. {10303}{10388}I don’t want to put my|father under any stress now {10392}{10438}by doing some kind of therapy|and upsetting him, {10442}{10498}talking about my issues,|digging into the past {10502}{10572}now that he’s over eighty. {10576}{10749}I guess I will have to change|my attitude towards them a bit. {10758}{10900}I shouldn’t drag things out of him,|issues he may not even be aware of. {10904}{10977}Maybe he hasn’t reflected|on all this so much. {10985}{11063}Like how he would always devote his|time to me in the past, {11067}{11138}but it was never quite|what it should have been. {11151}{11204}He would do it "offline", {11208}{11245}in the garage, in the workshop. {11249}{11340}Always messing with screws and bikes,|but he wasn’t there physically. {11344}{11433}Then he would give me a finished present|and leave me alone to play with it. {11445}{11477}But how was he supposed to know {11481}{11530}that I needed a father, not a machine? {11534}{11590}Why do I surround myself now|with machines and not people? {11594}{11712}Because he gave me machines all the time. {11731}{11815}In fact, I inherited my passion|for engineering from him. {11842}{11954}Now I surround myself with machines|and not people, that’s how I was raised. {12505}{12542}Hi! {12594}{12632}Good morning! {12643}{12680}How was your flight? {12687}{12708}Good. {12712}{12769}Hi, I hit your cuff accidentally... {12780}{12841}You’re looking kind of military today.|- No, why? {12881}{12964}- I’ve got money if you need some.|- I’ll give it back in a second. {12968}{13036}I need ten pounds. {13051}{13141}I didn’t expect it not to take cards. {13188}{13247}- I’ve got a ten.|- Thanks. {13522}{13560}What have we here? {13568}{13618}Oh my! {13657}{13722}You need to let some fresh air in here... {14013}{14076}Have a seat, I’ll come back in a second. {14082}{14201}We’ll sit down... {14205}{14264}and look around. {14342}{14405}Is that a barometer?|Or a clock? {14414}{14464}It’s a clock, a regular clock. {14505}{14580}It’s stopped working. {15070}{15145}That’s how it goes, Krzysiu. {15158}{15236}That’s how it goes. {15470}{15529}My head stays at the same level. {15540}{15585}Look, black swans! {15589}{15648}- Black swans in the river!|- Black swans. {15749}{15803}What are you doing? {15884}{15934}Look, Staszek, black swans! {15938}{16000}- The blackest swans in the world.|- And wild snakes! {16005}{16071}- Come and see!|- Look! Snakes, snakes, snakes! {16083}{16127}Come here! {16144}{16192}- I see the swans.|- You do? Good. {16204}{16254}Black swans! {16275}{16313}And wild snakes! {16355}{16403}Look Dad, a snake! {16408}{16452}Shush, shush. {17020}{17103}A little more brightness... {19109}{19159}What's this? {19169}{19269}Mum asked if I had any friends here. {19335}{19410}I told her I had none.|But I do. {19501}{19582}Look:|I have a friend. {19616}{19666}I have a friend... {19695}{19745}Daddy! {19894}{19969}It can’t hold a note... {20320}{20395}And that's the whole story. {25095}{25145}What are you doing? {25182}{25245}See how tall you’ve grown. {25312}{25418}- What did you do?|- Nothing, Dad’s got taller somehow. {25433}{25519}- Somebody peed in here!|- Krzysiek’s buried himself. {25527}{25596}- Somebody peed in here!|- Peed? No, come on. {25695}{25745}There's water underneath. {25870}{25958}It’s good to be a child again. {26006}{26059}I couldn't feel like a child|when I was alone, {26063}{26134}sitting by myself here in London.|Now you’ve come {26138}{26212}and I feel like|I’m your child, properly. {26735}{26804}See, you won’t find two identical ones. {26808}{26929}Even the smallest ones|are all different. {26963}{27007}No two identical ones. {27549}{27632}What will it be like 20 years from now?|You’ll both be 98. {27636}{27697}- We won't live to be that old.|- You will, don’t worry. {27701}{27785}When I turn 85, you will both be 100. {27790}{27892}- Right? 85,90... No, wait.|- We won’t be around then. {27901}{28012}When I'm 75, Dad will be 100.|Aunt Jadzia lived to be 99. {28070}{28120}You never know. {28195}{28293}Danuta Szaflarska lived|to 103 or 102. {28386}{28436}Well, well. {28445}{28507}Welcome on board. What’s up? {28606}{28716}- I’m waiting for the sun.|- You’re waiting for the sun? {28745}{28839}So you didn’t actually come to see us,|you’re just waiting for the sunlight... {28882}{28950}Now let’s shoot the shadows. {28978}{29062}What will you be doing with|that car tomorrow? {29066}{29116}Oh, I just wanted to... {29139}{29180}never mind. {29364}{29473}The car is a time machine...|it’s not an ordinary car. {29500}{29549}Okay, but what are you planning...? {29559}{29628}I don’t want to explain,|because you won’t believe me. {29632}{29738}It’s something... that hasn’t|been invented yet. {29778}{29817}Well, okay then. {29828}{29893}It’s a kind of time machine. {29945}{30093}It may look funny,|but it’s sure to work. {30116}{30220}- Alright, I won’t ask any further.|- You just need to use it. {30292}{30357}I feel it might work. {30520}{30565}I have a question for you. {30569}{30638}I just want to shoot a little spoof... {30642}{30726}with no faces or anything... {30730}{30801}I just don’t have anyone to do it with, {30820}{30943}I've no friends... and today is|a good opportunity to go for a drive. {30947}{30998}- Today?|- Yes, now. {31039}{31140}- You need two people?|- Two, me and two other people. {31144}{31283}- What will we have to do?|- Wear a costume and sit in the car. {31287}{31332}What kind of costume? {31336}{31446}You’ll see. Dad, you go first.|Just take off your sweater. {31462}{31532}It’s so good to have you|doing this with me. {31539}{31630}I couldn’t talk anyone into|it for over a year. {31634}{31722}People would laugh at me or|give me lousy excuses... {31763}{31873}"Are you okay?" {31920}{31995}Babies don’t push their|own pram, though. {32000}{32090}No, they don’t. That’s|why there’s a handle. {32156}{32256}I’m kinda large and fat|and it’s all coming apart. {32292}{32342}- Wait, wait.|- Could you button me up? {32370}{32420}Wait, wait, wait. {32455}{32518}I’m a little oversized for a baby. {32545}{32600}Hang on, hang on. {32617}{32667}Got a pacifier here. {32727}{32766}Shall we sit in the front? {32770}{32844}One in the front and|the other in the back? {32930}{32961}Come along. {33014}{33076}- So in the front or the back?|- In the back. {33092}{33166}Dad goes in the back,|Mum in the front.